How to Star in a Movie with Clooney

Mr. George Clooney is looking to recruit you as an extra in his new movie, Idles of March. If you’re willing to volunteer 12+ hours of your time to Georgey during the week of March 14th then you could be a movie star.

Send an e-mail with “March Volunteer” in the subject line to with the following info:

  • Name
  • Age
  • Height
  • Weight
  • Your digits
  • A couple pics of yourself, looking glamorous of course

Good luck! Thank me during your Oscar speech.




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